Regularly hosting and headlining at comedy clubs throughout Australia and internationally, Jez Watts has featured at 55+ festivals worldwide. In 2025 he released his first full-length comedy special and album “White-Rice Supreme”. This is available to watch on YouTube right now.

Wildly energetic, charming and engaging, Jez tells punchline-driven true stories from a life lived all over the world. Drawing from his time as a former soldier, neuroscientist, husband and drug enthusiast, Jez also trades in revealing and sexually-explicit confessional stories about his ongoing relationship with an animal-mad veterinarian he loves very much.

Traveling constantly for comedy and performing since 2013, Jez lives in Melbourne with his veterinarian fiancée, 2 rabbits, and a rotating roster of baby possums in need.

They can be heard on The Tiny Vet Podcast, with pet advice for all.

Tour support for Sam Tallent (Running The Light), Duncan Trussell (Adventure Time), James Donald Forbes McCann (Kill Tony), Brian Posehn (Netflix), He Huang (Australia's Got Talent, Thank God You’re Here), Sami Shah (ABC), and loads more, Jez is also an in-demand MC for corporate events and weddings, and occasional producer-for-hire.

He is extremely in debt. Please hire him for money.

★★★★½ ‘The blend of dark, satirical and proper naughty comedy does wonders to bolster his drug-fuelled and sexual encounter stories fittingly, leaving you on the edge of your seat as more outrageous details spill out.’ Fringefeed
★★★★½ Perth Happenings
★★★★ 'Watts is a standout' The Music

Top 10 Jokes Edinburgh Fringe The Guardian UK

Sold out shows in Edinburgh UK, New Zealand, Melbourne, Sydney, Perth, Adelaide, Brisbane, Darwin, Cairns & more.

Booking & General Contact

Wanna book Jez for a gig? He’ll do most things for money. He’s a phenomenal MC for weddings, any corporate (or non-corporate) event, a touring comedian who's sold out his own shows and those of others worldwide, a successful producer, and he’s written for TV. Need to contact him for any other reason? Same form, baby.

Podcasts

The Tiny Vet Podcast is a small ‘weekly’ podcast about big animal issues. New episode Monday with Dr Nicole Su & Comedian Jez Watts. Links to stream or download at www.linktr.ee/tinyvetpod.

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men by Jez Watts was a weekly podcast where comedian Jez Watts hung out with other comics after a show and talked about whatever. These are their stories.

iTunes / Streaming (CLICK LINKS)